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Rev. Bookburn - The Reverend Is In show
Producer of Golden Shower in Trump Tower
#feelthebookburn
Manager of the band Falwell's Poolboy
Rev's email: revbookburn@sjcdc.org
Rev. Bookburn shows
Parody
Note to Trumpers: parody means humor, not something presented as news.
Donald Trump and all of the Prosecutors in his many cases have reached an agreement. All parties agreed that every charge will be resolved in a wrestling ring. Ring Battles TV will provide broadcasting services. Vince Whatshisname, from another wrestling enterprise, will be unavailable. His wife is hallucinating space lasers again.
Moms For Liberty, the Proud Girls and Paula White will provide the Ring Girl services. Kid Schlock will be the announcer if he completes his language lessons on time. The event will be sponsored by Bud Lite TM. Merch will be manufactured abroad by the providers of the red MAGA hats.
The first match will be Gym Jordan and Kevin McCarthy. Both will covered with massage oil prior to entering the ring.
Marjorie Taylor-Green will face Lauren Boebert. This match will include tables, trash cans, ladders and chairs.
Matt Gaetz will then face Beavis. Television announcers are concerned that they will be unable to tell them apart.
Finally, the main event is expected to see record-breaking numbers of viewers. Chris Christie and Donald Trump will appear in Sumo Wrestling attire. Event planners are skeptical about Christie's self-reported weigh-in at 199 lbs. This will be a no-disqualification match. There will be a pool of chocolate pudding next to the ring. The winner will receive a specially-made gold championship belt and what is left of the pudding. The loser will be forbidden to speak to the media for one month.